10 Reasons Why I Never Bathe

[Carlosabc]

10 REASONS WHY I NEVER BATHE

1. I WAS FORCED TO BATHE AS A CHILD.

2. PEOPLE WHO BATHE ARE HYPOCRITES; THEY THINK THEY ARE CLEANER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. THEY ARE PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT.

3. THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS OF SOAP. IT IS TOO CONFUSING TO HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.

4. I USED TO BATHE VERY OFTEN. I HAD MY FILL AND NO LONGER NEED TO DO SO. ITS SO BORING THAT I STOPPED.

5. I STILL BATHE ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE CHRISTMAS AND EASTER.

6. NONE OF MY FRIENDS BATHE. THEY ARE STILL LIVING WELL.

7. I THINK I’LL WAIT TILL I’M OLDER TO BATHE. I DON’T WANT TO RUSH THINGS.

8. I REALLY DON’T HAVE TIME.

9. THE BATHROOM IS ALWAYS COLD. I COULD GET SICK AND BECOME CRAZY.

10. PEOPLE WHO MAKE SOAP ARE JUST AFTER YOUR MONEY.

11. WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN I WILL NEVER FORCE THEM TO BATHE. I WILL LET THEM CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES.

12. BATHING IS NOT NECESSARY FOR LIVING. I AM ALIVE AND WELL. AS LONG AS I AM HAPPY, WHY BATHE AND CONFUSE THINGS.

Notice- We all need to take spiritual baths often. God’s Word is our cleansing agent:

Psalm 119: 9 -11 Wherewithal shall a young man cleanse his way? by taking heed thereto according to thy word.
10With my whole heart have I sought thee: O let me not wander from thy commandments.
11Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee.

God’s Word. Read it, seed it, and heed it cause you need it.

[Zerubabel]

deep...

[Mrs. Hoppes]

:pound

[bopeep1909]

:pk

[joy4Him2day]

;):

I liked that really alot, even tho I knew it was a set-up.....makes perfect sense........:D:

[Sportster]

:tape :pk http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/pepe/pepe6.gif
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s22/smilies-6215.png

[Zerubabel]

hey.....wait a minute...did everyone else notice that the thread title said "10 reasons..." while there were actually 12?
:redface

[bopeep1909]

hey.....wait a minute...did everyone else notice that the thread title said "10 reasons..." while there were actually 12?

You are observant unlike the rest of us :doh <><

[Green Darner]

Bathing is sooooo uncool.

I don't believe soap really exists.

Can you prove soap really gets you clean?

It's really intolerant to think that bathing is the only way to get clean. I mean, there are lots of people who just blot with tissue.

What would my friends think if I BATHED?!!

If I bathed how could I ever get into the dirt-hauling business?

Bathers don't live in the real world.

I would miss out on all the fun of wallowing in the mire.

Bathers can't even agree on the right way to bathe...tub or shower...hot or cold water...washcloth or not...etc.

[Elizabeth_S]

Originally posted by Green Darner
Bathing is sooooo uncool.

I don't believe soap really exists.

Can you prove soap really gets you clean?

It's really intolerant to think that bathing is the only way to get clean. I mean, there are lots of people who just blot with tissue.

What would my friends think if I BATHED?!!

If I bathed how could I ever get into the dirt-hauling business?

Bathers don't live in the real world.

I would miss out on all the fun of wallowing in the mire.

Bathers can't even agree on the right way to bathe...tub or shower...hot or cold water...washcloth or not...etc.

Heard all that too. wonder what some think of the bathing anology :lol

[Zerubabel]

You are observant unlike the rest of us :doh <><
:oh I didn't notice untill the second time...:redface

Heard all that too. wonder what some think of the bathing anology :lol
fundy drivel :D:

[HVAC]

I'm not dirty. I go to the tub every Sunday.

[John Tyson]

I think people who bathe are all wet. Never catch me being all wet. Besides, I can produce my of wet...and I like the smell of my own wet better.

[Carlosabc]

Correction:

"12 REASONS WHY I NEVER BATHE"

I noticed it about 3 seconds after I sent it. I stand corrected.

[HVAC]

Originally posted by Carlosabc
Correction:

"12 REASONS WHY I NEVER BATHE"

I noticed it about 3 seconds after I sent it. I stand corrected.

Darn. My youngest said they were gonna move to NJ if 12 = 10. :D:

[HeIsEnough]

Originally posted by Elizabeth_S
Heard all that too. wonder what some think of the bathing anology :lol

:thumb

[Hyssop]

"Wash Me With Hyssop..." :D:

[godsgirl]

12 Reasons Why I Won't Sit Next To You!

:pound

[Galeed]

2. PEOPLE WHO BATHE ARE HYPOCRITES; THEY THINK THEY ARE CLEANER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. THEY ARE PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT.

9. THE BATHROOM IS ALWAYS COLD. I COULD GET SICK AND BECOME CRAZY.

It all makes so much sense now!

I may never bathe again.

Edited to add: Number two sounds like you may have some unresolved hostility issues. You may want to see someone about that.

[Mithrandir]

That's why Germans only bathe once a year - that's enough to not get sick.

[duckdogger]

Does overspray from the car wash constitute a bath? Or is it dependent on the use of the pre-soak, or not?

[BHiles]

Originally posted by duckdogger
Does overspray from the car wash constitute a bath? Or is it dependent on the use of the pre-soak, or not?

Speaking as a Bathtist that would only be a sprinkling and not full immersion. Hygenenically unsound.

[BHiles]

For Krispy.

I don't bathe instutionally because I prefer a smaller more intimate bath with a small group.:kiss :bolt

[duckdogger]

You're right. Without total immersion, there can be no emulsion of dirt. I am so ashamed. thanks for the heads up.

And I would support a national referendum for small group baths.